So yeah…
Since I have reappeared on Facebook, people seem it think that it is now okay to start forwarding me bullshit (excuse my French). But of course, because everyone else is doing it, I’ll jump on the band wagon.
Enjoy:
[disclaimer: if you are easily offended... well, you know!]
1. I abso-fucking-lutely hate the feel of cotton balls! It makes my skin crawl and irritates me to the high heavens. I think it stems back from my ancestors having to pick so much cotton that now my nimble fingers just can’t bear to touch it.
2. I haven’t thrown out a receipt in almost four years, I think in a way my old purchases keep my memory alive because I can always look back and be like; “remember when that shit was fly? I bought that!”
3. After knowing what I know now, I would never chose to relive the 90s for fear of committing suicide! Someone please tell me why Parasuco Jeans were all the rave. And First Down coats. And Reebok Princesses!
4. I hate silence. It’s eerie.
5. My mother used to make my brother and I drink milk all the time, like with every meal and consequently now we’re all lactose intolerant! Thanks mom 
Love ya
6. Speaking of milk… Cereal just isn’t the same without Vitamin D Homogenized Milk (fat and all). And I don’t care what Doodle says, Silk does not taste just like milk.
7. I honestly believe that McDonalds has crack cooked into their food because the shit is just too good for it to be real.
8. I know this is going to be contradictory but… I honestly hate the internet and how it has warped my fragile little mind. I try to keep my internet surfing to a minimum of 20 minutes a week (this also includes my porn consumption).
9. I rule the world
10. I am deathly afraid of the word “boyfriend” but I use the term “ex” very often. LOL. I made a joke.
11. I don’t speak to any friends that I had during high school but I don’t consider any of that to be my fault. I mean… I would love to still be friends with them if it weren’t for the fact that they’re all somebody’s ‘baby mama’.
12. I know it’s selfish of me to never want kids but I honestly don’t think that children are something that everybody should be blessed with, and I’m one of those people.
13. I swear every year I apply for public assistance and every year they tell me no! What does a sistha have to do around here to get a three-bedroom house with a front yard and a garage?!?
14. I love my job.
15. I tell people that I’m on a diet but I secretly scarf down McDonalds like it’s going out of business (which we know it aint). Oh by the way, don’t tell anyone.
16. I also secretly steal change from Tanisha’s change thingy! She is soo not using it which means I can get a McChicken and fries after my Center City class.
17. I am one of those people where you either love me or hate me, there is really no in between with me. Usually people like me for the time being and then later on in life they realize that I was a complete bitch to them and then they hate me! Oh well.
18. Also, I am very loyal to the friends who are loyal to me.
19. If I had to be stranded on a deserted island and I could only bring 3 things, I would bring: my iPod, a washrag, and a guy with great sex!
20. I hate when the first thing someone texts me is, “where are you at?” Why does it fu*king matter, what do you want assbag??
21. I hate stupid fu*kers in Philly who cannot merge onto I-76W. DON’T STOP, MERGE!
22. I’m typically not the girl next door, but the girl from around the corner that your mom didn’t want you to play with!
23. I consider myself an Equal Opportunity Racist! I hate everyone, yes including the Gays. LOL. SMH @ myself
24. In my own dream world made up in my head – Lauryn Hill kills Beyonce and burns her albums in Mt. Vesuvius along with any sequin dress/outfit that she owned! And then, Lauryn Hill makes music forever and ever.
25. I was once told that, ‘There is a God because He made women’s vaginas get wet so that sex is enjoyable.’ [straight face] Welp! I enjoy sex. LOL. Thanks G Lee!
